A friend shared this joke with me the other day and I thought I would share it.
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it as this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I naked." :)
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!
Friday, April 20, 2012
Friday, April 6, 2012
Ending the semester
Well, this semester is almost over. I am so glad but I'm stressing about all the things I have to get done. I have to finish 3 papers, study for very in-depth tests, and prepare for the finals. I sure hope I can get everything accomplished without it killing me. I know that school isn't really THAT difficult overall, but to meet the personal goals (grades I'd like to make) it is very difficult. I'm not the type of person to just throw things together and turn it in. Sometimes I think I'm too hard on myself, but hopefully it will pay off one of these days. Wish me luck and send some prayers cause I sure could use them.Have a good weekend!
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